king size

king size

king size

Regular Price $9.99 $9.99

Vendor: Red Dragon

Product Type : Board Games

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Have you always wanted to be the King or Queen of the Dick?

With King Size, now it’s possible to find out who’s the longest!
Grab the 6 dice and wow your friends with your length.

The game plays over one round, during which each player rolls dice up to three times.
1• Take all 6 dice and give them a good shake.
2• Roll them once.
3• You may choose to reroll any of the dice a second or third time. Note: all Hearts you roll are set aside and cannot be rerolled.
4• After 3 rolls, analyze your results!

If you’ve rolled at least one Ballsack AND one Head determine the length of your dick by adding up your dice!
If you failed to roll at least one Ballsack AND one Head, your score is zero - but don’t forget to show off your small but mighty member.
If you roll 5 Hearts, you’ve gone soft. It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Take all 6 dice and take another turn!
If you roll 6 Hearts, you’ve found True Love! The game ends immediately and you’re declared the winner!

After one round, if nobody’s found True Love, the player with biggest dick is the winner! Stamp them so everyone knows about their King-Sized dick!
If there’s a tie, play another game ;)

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at info@red-dragon.ca. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at info@red-dragon.ca.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.